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bold text is me (caryn) and regular is zach.
we wrote this in health! ^^
A girl saw a panda eating a man named Pablo who had a costume with pink flowers on it and fairy wings. He stabbed the panda with a nickel and threw a paperclip grappling hook at the girl. She grabbed it and threw it back. "Die!" she yelled. It missed the man and hit a radio tower knocking it onto the panda and ruining the broadcast of DC101, so caryn was pissed. And she took her steel tipped horseshoe and threw it out the window. It hit a giant albatross who squawked and pooped on a butterfly that mutated into a titanium asault umbrella that could talk and fly and shoot lasers. It could only be defeated by a gay angel with a french boyfriend who used to be a girl with a purple mustache. And so this gay angel swooped down and ate a burrito while his boyfriend hit the umbrella with a ballerina made of carbonium meatballs. But she popped and her guts rained on the people. The umbrella pulled out a grenade launcher and blew up the town, including the bowling alley, which made the elderly very angry. Everyone died but the girl, who turned into a vampire, but did not fall in love with Edward Cullen! Instead, she started to burn because the sun was out. But before she died, she said a magic spell which made linguine noodles rain down from the heavens and landed in the oceans which made lots of ramen. YAY! So the Japanese people were happy and they made a new game system called Super Duper Awesome Coolio Dude: The Revenge of the Lamest Person Ever. So Caryn got it and beat it in, like, 2 days! Take that! But Zach beat it one, so he was the champ. But there are always hackers... and testers that play it before it comes out fool! So Zach and Caryn set out to kill the hackers and testers with a big ass sword that is friggin cool and darts made out of diamonds and rainbows which blinded the enemy and made them trip on a hotdog so caryn could kill them. And she did and it was so cool, yo! So they set off killing their foes and beat them all. THE END Yay!
we wrote this in health! ^^
A girl saw a panda eating a man named Pablo who had a costume with pink flowers on it and fairy wings. He stabbed the panda with a nickel and threw a paperclip grappling hook at the girl. She grabbed it and threw it back. "Die!" she yelled. It missed the man and hit a radio tower knocking it onto the panda and ruining the broadcast of DC101, so caryn was pissed. And she took her steel tipped horseshoe and threw it out the window. It hit a giant albatross who squawked and pooped on a butterfly that mutated into a titanium asault umbrella that could talk and fly and shoot lasers. It could only be defeated by a gay angel with a french boyfriend who used to be a girl with a purple mustache. And so this gay angel swooped down and ate a burrito while his boyfriend hit the umbrella with a ballerina made of carbonium meatballs. But she popped and her guts rained on the people. The umbrella pulled out a grenade launcher and blew up the town, including the bowling alley, which made the elderly very angry. Everyone died but the girl, who turned into a vampire, but did not fall in love with Edward Cullen! Instead, she started to burn because the sun was out. But before she died, she said a magic spell which made linguine noodles rain down from the heavens and landed in the oceans which made lots of ramen. YAY! So the Japanese people were happy and they made a new game system called Super Duper Awesome Coolio Dude: The Revenge of the Lamest Person Ever. So Caryn got it and beat it in, like, 2 days! Take that! But Zach beat it one, so he was the champ. But there are always hackers... and testers that play it before it comes out fool! So Zach and Caryn set out to kill the hackers and testers with a big ass sword that is friggin cool and darts made out of diamonds and rainbows which blinded the enemy and made them trip on a hotdog so caryn could kill them. And she did and it was so cool, yo! So they set off killing their foes and beat them all. THE END Yay!
this was a dumb story where you flip flop writing.... its sooooo fun! try it! me= bold zach= normal
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pure GENIUS!