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this is a "i hate twilight it ruined vampires" picture. god. that lady totally ruined vampires! theyre not supposed to glitter in the sun they either burn or explode in the sun. everyone knows that!
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TomBoy3601 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
HAHAHHAHA
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HawkFeatherwarriors Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
C:< Yes, It is XD
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Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2014
Here's another reason to hate Twilight; the lead Native is played by an alpaca-faced white guy with a tan.
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Hellsing4lyfe Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
UGH.
I have some Native American in me, (though mostly European) and even I was offended at how they tried to pass off JAcob as a Native American..I can recognize someone with Native American in them (my grandma is almost exactly like a Comanche but she has pale skin, but she has the facial build) but this is a new low for the series-Just because he is TAN??
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Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
I know; it's pitiful. The other actors are native, so it's obvious that this was a deliberate decision. Oof!!
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Hellsing4lyfe Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
Crikes
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ClaireChellat88mph Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Twilight, I'm sorry, in my opinion, is cheesy and based off a really unhealthy and annoying relationship.  Right when Edward leaves, does Bella really have to commit suicide?
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Hellsing4lyfe Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
The relationship fits FOURTEEN REQUIREMENTS FOR N ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP>
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WingedSheWolf Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014
hahaaaaaaa Love this!
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Natureisnatural Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013
Hahaha yes so true. XD
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AnnaGladue Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013  Professional Writer
If you were so rallied up about people destroying vampires then you would't like them exploding in the sun, either. Or looking good. Or being smart. A REAL vampire, as in the ORIGINAL vampires, were dumb sacks of meat that could be defeated by putting a dead animal on your doorstep. Stephanie Meyer did not destroy vampires. She only ruined your fantasies, which is pathetic, since you shouldn't allow someone else to dictate what you fantasize about.

Personally, I love vampires. I don't care if they glitter, because you know what? A vampire sucks blood. End of story. Some are ugly little creatures, some are sexy beings, and some actually can walk in the sunlight and look human. In some stories they can't be around garlic, and in others they can eat them. Stephanie Meyer did nothing wrong except *gasp* use her imagination. Maybe you should too?

Oh, and her stories are badly wrote. I tried reading them, didn't get past the first chapter of the first book.

I've never ranted about this before, but I love vampires, and this argument really pisses me off. I've had my say. Block me, be rude, delete the comment - don't care. I've finally ranted. And I feel better, too.

I found this looking for Twilight Sparkle O.o
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Hellsing4lyfe Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
XD SAME THING I WAS LOOKING FOR THE PONY.
To contradict your mini rant, Dracula was in fact, VERY SMART. Business-savvy, in fact. SHE DID destroy vampires, stripped them of everything that made them an amazing deadly creature and replaced them with sparkly fairies who drank animal blood (Which is what a type of fairy from the Unseelie court does, actually!) And not all vampires were allergic to garlic (EXCLUDING the Twi-Fairies) Dracula looked pretty fucking human, as did MANY of the other classics (Nosferatu was an old exception, since he was based off a type of animalistic vampire) and Fun Fact about Meyers-
She did not use her imagination. She stole the story off of a teenager who was writing the series back in 2003, and JUST changed the names!! The ORIGINAL Author (Who now writes her own series and had published them before Meyers did, and her series suck just as much) finally had enough money to bring the case to court, and so far she is winning (Which is why, in my area at least, Breaking Dawn was taken off the shelves) and the only thing Meyers did was change the damn names and very SLIGHTLY modified the story. 
So Meyers did not use her imagination at all, she just ripped off some teenager's unpublished work as her own (Like I had seen one Deviant artist do to a Undertaker drawing that did NOT belong to her) and just like Suzanne Collins ripped of Battle Royale for her Hunger Games and did not give any credit or even acknowledge that she "borrowed" half the damn story from the 1999 Japanese book.
Also, about destroying vampires we meant in the sense they are not recognizable as such unless it is told straight out that they are (more like Unseelie fairies) vampires. Even the vampire on Sesame Street lost street credit because of this series XD
I thank you for taking the time to read something you will probably backlash and rant me on for anyways.
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MarieJane67777 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2013  Student General Artist
agreed
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Weirdofive Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.
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lol

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flandre495 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2013  Professional General Artist
Vampires will only sparkle if they come into contact with glitter.
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MegaMuffinss Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yes
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Cloudandis Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013
I'm not a fan of twilight and I certainly don't like or agree with the fact that they sparkle in the sun, so I can see what you're getting at. But with the crappy story aside, the author isn't telling you to think that vampires sparkle. They just had their own mythology they wanted to go by to try and be creative.

Aside from that, I love the image :P
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skeamstroke Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Student Artist
one day I'm going to soon read about vampires having glowing teeth and rainbow hair... seems legit.
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Aquaqueen81 Featured By Owner May 29, 2013  Student General Artist
nuh uh.they dont explode or anything.they dont even glitter.they can get out of broad daylight.duh.its just some rumour.
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England-France Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Vampires so do glitter!!!!!!!!!!
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AquaGumball Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
SHEZ RITE! ONLEE HAWT KAWAII DESU CHAN VAMPS SPARKUL!!!!!!11!!! U R ALL N00BZ!!!11111!1 DEY GLITUR IN DUH SUN WETHUR U LIEK IT R NAWT!!!11! U POOHEDS!!!11!




Ahaha... Just kidding. Vampires don't sparkle. Period. I mean, Dracula was the original vamp, does HE sparkle? No. Edwurd is the emo offspring of a fairy and a human. Period.
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TheOddStrange Featured By Owner May 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Only if they aren't actually vampires and are rather really pale, wan, and emo guys that bathe with glittery bodywash.
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skyedeathwolf Featured By Owner May 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Best hate message Ive read so far
Your ta man
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England-France Featured By Owner May 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
NO!!!!!!!!!! They ARE vampires! They drink BLOOD!!!!!!!!! They have awesome Reflexes and are super fast!!!!!!!!! Emo people do not have awesome reflexes!!!!!!!
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TheOddStrange Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You better run for your life, son... because at least 30% of dA's population are either emo or goth, and THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU.
THЄУ AЯЗ LЗGї0Й.
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i have a emo hairstyle does that count?
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England-France Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How do you know they aren't coming for you? :ninja:
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TheOddStrange Featured By Owner May 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I just stay away from their fangroups 0.0 those places are dangerous.
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SubConsciousInkStorm Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes O.O
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Cat-Alin Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
What about those glittering stars you put onto your nails? Would that cause your toes to become vampiric?

C-A
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Duwee-DavisII Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
Actually, Bram Stoker's Dracula was merely aversed or weakened in the sun, it was Nosferatu that started the out and out death thing.

But yeah, the sparkling thing is pretty retarded.
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tthe13th Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
no it does not make ur glitter glue a vampire cause vampires eat ppl edward does not, vampires dont sparkle edward does, and he lives in the woods, so take ur glitter glue into the woods an then it can become a fariy just like edward!
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bond674 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Edward = blood drinking sparkling fairy

glitterglue = glitterglue
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purple-snowflake12 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
i totally agree with you!! you are my new fave person!!!!!!
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tthe13th Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yeps like a boss! >:3
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TheBrokenSWANN Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
:shocked: :stupid:
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Cat-Vegas Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
I spilled glitter glue all ove my hands does that mean I'm going to be a vampire? 0_0
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PheonixGirl99 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love that!! its so funny!!
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EsmeFallenleaf Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Um...You know, vampires aren't real, so you can say a vampire dies when it sees a unicorn eating a pineapple sunday.
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Artgirl0 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
8P This is funny, but I love VAMPIRES! and werewolves too. Do you think they ruined werewolves because they don't just change at full moon?
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Aithair Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
They aren't actually werewolves in the book though. They are shapeshifters that chose the shape of a wolf. A werewolf is something completely different ^-^
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Artgirl0 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
True point. I stand corrected.
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Aithair Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
^-^
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ssandyrox Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012
I HATE THE TWILIGHT SAGA. It stinks. But I love vampires.
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ScalematePrincess Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
TWILIGHT SUDDENLY MAKES SENSE NOW. IT'S A SERIES ABOUT SENTIENT GLITTER GLUE. I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED
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Bluejay607 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMG I love your comment couldn't stop laughing XD! take this you deserve it :):iconepicbadge1plz::iconepicbadge2plz: IT ALL MAKES SENSE TO ME NOW :O
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Sorosoro Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
She needs to meet Alucard.
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bond674 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
Edward and Bella getting killed by Alucard = [link]
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Sorosoro Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
You sir. Has a very fine taste.
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